The good, The bad, and The Miley

Once again I am thoroughly disappointed by this years VMA fashion. It seems like only a few took much thought to their outfits, and I cannot understand what their stylists were thinking. There were so many boring and dull ensembles like plain white peplums, boring black dresses, and tons of outfits that were so under accessorized.

Don't get me wrong there were a few gems in the mix but It's just bizarre that most of those girls have amazing bodies yet can't dress for them. I could think of hundreds of stunning outfits to put them in, I'm sure you can too?!

So lets start with the outright boring... Not awful but boring...

Shailene Woodley- this girl is so cute normally but this outfit is basically one I see girls wearing to the bar all the time. Her make up is too bland and she's seriously lacking some statement accessories. I mean collar necklace, chunky bracelet, a hair piece? Anything will do at this point!! 

Boring number 2... Taylor swift-

She was on some people's best dressed lists but I hate everything about this look. The dress does nothing for her figure, it's way too old for her, the hair is just so bad, and the makeup is like gatsby gone wrong. I feel like this Herve Leger could work on someone else, just not her... T swizzle please inject fun into your red carpet wardrobe.

Sarah Hyland in Marchesa- Marchesa is one of my fav red carpet designers but this just does not work on the tiny girl. She's usually super quirky and a little rocky but this just takes that all away from her. I feel like the cut and extra material swamp her teeny figure, and that she should have worn a color that pops! The layering and cut out areas are just too much.

The really bad....

There was so many so I just picked out the few that irritated me the most.

Katy Perry in Ungaro-

I just don't get it. The print with the butterflies etc makes it a cleverly crafted and interesting dress but it just does not look good at all. The neckline is all wrong for her, the length makes her calves look bigger than they are and it's just too clingy in the wrong way. It's so annoying because she can look so fab in the right outfit.

Lady gaga in Prabal Gurung- gaga has been off the radar for a while so she should have had some amazing come back outfit for the red carpet. In this  outfit, with that jet black hair she just looks goth or like she's heading to a Halloween bash.

Lastly was model Erin Wasson, and man did she get it wrong. Why would you ever think this would work, ever, on anyone? 

And this was the Best photo of it...

The Best!!!

Do not despair there were a few good ones of the night, even if they were rare.

First up is Glee's Naya Rivera in sen couture- now this is how you rock a black gown Taylor. She looks so gorgeous and sexy, love the hair, rings, all of it, win!

Rita Ora in Alexandre Vauthier- this gown is a work of art. From the sequined top to the feathered train. She's saying 'I am the star of the moment' in this gown. Not sure about the hair but we can let that slide. The black At the hips adds a bit of edge to the feminine materials. Love!

Holland Roden in Naeem Khan- some people are going to hate this but I love it! Its actually my very favourite from the night. It's creative, fun, flirty, and she totally pulls it off. The hair and makeup are perfect for the outfit and she looks like a star.

My last pick for best dressed is questionable. At first glance I wasn't  sure if I loved it or hated it but now I totally love it. I like how she tried to add a little sex and edge by going with a dress that's daring for her. It is Selena Gomez in Atelier Versace. I love the trim and structure of the dress, and the little bodice. She also has fab shoes and emerald earrings on for a great contrast.

And then there's Miley sigh....

Hannah Montana what has become of you?. It all went wrong starting with this vintage D&G... Then it ended up in nude nastiness. We don't want to see your ass Miley. We don't want to see you humping someone's husband, and we don't want to see you shoving a foam finger at your crotch. I'm so embarrassed for her...

So what did you guys think?! Who were your best and worst dressed?